The Eldorado Steamer

A technique so complex, disgusting, and sexy at the same time that it has been forbidden. Rumors say that it involves Chipotle, laxatives, sheet music, saran wrap, and gold leaf.

I gave her The Eldorado Steamer last night. It was the most beautiful and disturbing thing I've ever done.

by TastefullCopyrightInfringement May 09, 2015

moozy

The feeling you get when you punch someone who is younger than you in the face.

I was so loaded with moozy when I slugged that little brat!

by TastefullCopyrightInfringement April 06, 2015