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Incomprehempsible 

adj.: Not capable of being understood, because either the speaker or the audience (or more usually both) is under the influence of way too much weed.
"Although I'm sure you're absolutely right and we really do have all these microscopic alternative universes floating around in our lungs or whatever, that last ten minutes was completely incomprehempsible. Perhaps we shouldn't smoke any more. Pass the lighter would you old bean? I seem to be unable to move."
Incomprehempsible by BruceyBrutus September 5, 2005
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incomprehensible

gabbie is so incomprehensible
incomprehensible by Gdawg October 29, 2003

incomprehensible

Not quite able to be understood, not intelligible. Also a fancy way of saying I can't even.
That stuff is incomprehensible, man.

Incomprehensible

I’m not really sure I can’t comprehend it.
What’s the Definition of Incomprehensible?

I don’t know it’s to much to comprehend

Incomprehensibilitiy (ˌinˌkämprəˌhensəˈbilədē/ˌɪnˌkɑmprəˌhɛnsəˈbɪlədi) & Incomprehensible (ˌinˌkämprəˈhensəb(ə)l/ˌɪnˌkɑmprəˈhɛnsəb(ə)l) 

Definition of incomprehensibility in English:
incomprehensibility

NOUN

See incomprehensible

Definition of incomprehensible in English:
incomprehensible

ADJECTIVE

Not able to be understood; not intelligible.

Origin
Late Middle English (earlier than comprehensible): from Latin incomprehensibilis, from in- ‘not’ + comprehensibilis

Pronunciation
incomprehensible
/ˌinˌkämprəˈhensəb(ə)l/ /ˌɪnˌkɑmprəˈhɛnsəb(ə)l/

Pronunciation
incomprehensibility
/ˌinˌkämprəˌhensəˈbilədē/ /ˌɪnˌkɑmprəˌhɛnsəˈbɪlədi/
Incomprehensibilitiy (ˌinˌkämprəˌhensəˈbilədē/ˌɪnˌkɑmprəˌhɛnsəˈbɪlədi)

‘It can't: it is crammed with lovers packed in tight, the details smashed flat, extraneous facts shorn away to save space, mangled and compressed to the point of incomprehensibility and all beyond counting or collating.’
‘This article gives some idea of the incomprehensibility of such an event in Japan, where the discovery of a live bullet in someone's luggage at the airport is national news.’
‘Marriage is the theme, in all its incomprehensibility, its difficulty and its infinite gentle understandings.’
‘The result turned out to be so hard to understand that the novel acquired an aura of profundity by virtue of its sheer incomprehensibility.’

Incomprehensible (ˌinˌkämprəˈhensəb(ə)l/ˌɪnˌkɑmprəˈhɛnsəb(ə)l)

‘This story from the St Albans Observer is completely incomprehensible.’
‘Confusing films may be in vogue, but confusing does NOT equal incomprehensible.’
‘Spoken entirely in Latin and Aramaic, it is contrived, opaque and incomprehensible.’
‘What seems perfectly reasonable for one person is completely incomprehensible for another.’

Incomprehensibilitiy (ˌinˌkämprəˌhensəˈbilədē/ˌɪnˌkɑmprəˌhɛnsəˈbɪlədi) & Incomprehensible (ˌinˌkämprəˈhensəb(ə)l/ˌɪnˌkɑmprəˈhɛnsəb(ə)l)
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