Pisstipated

When you feel like you have to piss, but nothing comes out, while you still feel like you gotta piss. The opposite of constipation.

Damn, Jane drank that whole gallon of water but she's been in the bathroom for an hour. She must be pisstipated.

Pisstipated by nunya696969 January 14, 2019

pisstipation 

Having to urinate very badly but being unable to no matter how hard you try.

The guy next to me at the urinals kept looking at my dong which caused severe pisstipation.

pisstipation by A tortured soul April 29, 2006

pisstapated 

When you are having trouble urinating.

God I wish I could pee but I'm pisstapated

pisstapated by All4won December 29, 2016

poshtipated 

To look or be as constipated as Posh Spice

Oh my gosh, that girl with that really short hair and famous soccer-playing boyfriend never smiles. She is so poshtipated.

poshtipated by asdfghjkerty January 21, 2009

prostipated

the inability to urinate.
to not be able to pass urine.
no pee pee.

If you can't poop, you're constipated.
If you can't pee, you must be prostipated.

prostipated by blubbergoats January 22, 2008

pisstrated 

The unfortunate condition of being pissed and frustrated at the same time.

Jenny felt pisstrated after finding out that her husband was cheating with her boyfriend.

pisstrated by roman70065 April 24, 2010

Pissterated 

To be extremely upset. A mix of Pissed Off and Frustrated.

Wow! That cat is totally pissterated with that kid who keeps pulling its tail!

Pissterated by Malueram May 19, 2010