Showpoo

The amount of excitement and anxiousness you get going to a show/concert/con/music festival that produces in poop form causing frequent stops to the bathroom before said event.

Damn, I'm so excited for Voodoo Fest that I've had showpoos all morning.

by LurneHK October 26, 2018

showrooming

The act of going to retail stores like Best Buy and Walmart to check out certain products and then once satisfied with the look and feel, purchasing the item online on Amazon or other retailers.

Dude this video camera looks amazing but I really want to see how it feels in the hands.

Let's go showrooming at Best Buy and if I like it I will order it on Amazon for cheaper.

by themolex November 27, 2012

Shit in Your Showroom

To really mess up someone's day. This might happen if, hypothetically, an elderly gentleman was unable to control his bowel movements while in a car dealership and had some poo drop out of his pants leg and onto the showroom floor. One would expect the resulting hypothetical poo to nauseate employees, run off customers and terrify small children.

Roy - "Dude, I hear Jitzina broke up with you?"
Jay - "Yeah man, it was totally unexpected."
Roy "What are you gonna do?"
Jay - "I don't know man, I'm totally bummed."
Roy - "Sorry, dude, sounds like she really shit in your showroom."

by TheTimD December 16, 2011

Showpoke

Somebody who finally starts watching a TV show, years after their friends, family and media told them to.

Jay: Hey, I hear that new show Mad Men is pretty good. I'm gonna watch that on Sunday.

Wendy: It's the fourth season, you Showpoke! I've been telling you to watch it for years!

by prepster2000 August 15, 2010

showboob

a larger, more attractive, perky breast or pectoral muscle, that is more aesthetically pleasing than the other.

"Wow Kara! when you stand to the side, i can only see your one glorious showboob, and not your smaller boob!" or "Oh my god. that girl's implants look so bad, at least she has a showboob."

by mattybeautiful October 19, 2009

eBay Showroom

Most retail stores selling electronics. Gives you a chance to see the item and try it out, before buying it on eBay for cheaper

I'm not gonna pay full price for these items, i'm just coming in here because it's an eBay Showroom

by AgentBootman December 9, 2009

Shoopoo

Poop that comes from ppl who shoo ppl away that poop in their yard.

Your such a shoopoo!

by Sadie 888 October 21, 2010