lollocaust

A word derived from the term lol and the holocaust. It hints that you are making them laugh so hard that 7 million jews are dying while it happens.

"Dude Judy got a roffle last night!"
"Lollocaust."

lollocaust by Brenden Barton May 22, 2005

lollocaust

A somewhat tasteless portmanteau of the internet abbreviation lol and the Holocaust. Used either as an indication of extreme hilarity, or, alternatively, a sardonic rejoinder to a failed attempt at levity. An animated .gif file showing ASCII men and women being gassed has emerged on the Internets.

Positive:
"So then, he's just about to finish me, and he gets team-killed by a nüb with a Deagle!"
"Lollocaust!"

lollocaust by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV June 24, 2005

lollocaust

The lollocaust happened after the whales motor boated the dolphins back in the 1380's. The dolphins wanted revenge for the motor boating so they came along and were know as the Hah-zis. They were hot laughers who blinded whales with their looks, and made them deaf with their laughs, so when they went to kill them, they got the arrouslement of the screams the whales made that sounded like Hellen Kellar losing her virginity. Though many believe the lollocaust never happened, it did. Just ask Joan Rivers, she's been alive long enough to tell the story.

Did you hear about the lollocaust?
It was so brutal, I may just scream like Hellen Kellar losing her virginity too.

lollocaust by Anonymous times 4 January 7, 2010

lolocaust 

Funny on a scale that kills 6 million people.

"man that joke caused a lolocaust"

lolocaust by Brando January 22, 2006

Lollercaust 

Comedy on a massive scale; Laughter that leaves six million dead

Springtime for Hitler was a Lollercaust!

Lollercaust by Saepiroth June 2, 2003

Lolocaust Denier 

The single person in a group who rejects a joke as unfunny, while all others regard it as devastatingly funny and potentially capable of causing 6 million people to die of laughter.
Often someone who is generally considered to have a poor or weak sense of humour.

Phil: Dave didn't laugh once during that Flight of the Conchords show
Harry: I know man, what a lolocaust denier

Lolocaust Denier by lbr11 May 20, 2011

Lolocaust 

The mass banning of furries on an online community.

This is the final solution to controlling an extremely severe infection of furry deviants where it is not wanted, asked for or even remotely implied that said platform is a place to exercise such debauchery.

This tactic was first concocted by the site Fuhrer (Lowtax) on Something Awful to tackle the furry problem. The "Furry Concentration Camp"(FCC) was created as a sewer to get the furries out of the other forums. All that used the FCC was given a "Yiff" star on their profile, and all with this star was quarantined. Eventually, FCC was shut down, and all its users were banned. This came to be known as the "Comedy Lolocaust".

4chan was also suffering from a similar problem on the /b/ board, so they took note of the successful execution of this answer to the furry question. The /fur/ board was created, then deleted, with all that posted in the board being banned. This came to be known as "April Furs Day" (Comedy Lolocaust, electric boogaloo).

How to answer the furry question.

1. Make a subforum/board dedicated to the furries.

2. Let them know that you have just set up a new camp where they can do as they please.
3. Wait a few days to make sure most of the undesirables are where they belong, using force (ban) if required.
4. Turn the gas to 6 and set to auto cook till not a single sole is left in the camp.

Congratulations, you have just executed a flawless Lolocaust.

Moderator: All these damn furries won't stop posting!

Admin: Just made a furry channel, We can round them up and ban them all.
Moderator: Hell yeah! Let the Lolocaust begin!

Lolocaust by Pseudonymity0000 November 7, 2017