Knittle 

When you buy a race car and don't ever race it.

Don't sell that car to Dave, he will Knittle it

Knittle by QN21 June 15, 2018

Reverse Knittle 

When you have intercourse with such an atrocious person that your dick literally turns inside out.

That sex was so awful that I REVERSE KNITTLE’D

Reverse Knittle by Donkonio V2 March 2, 2025

Kittled 

When you are smoking Cannabis out of some sort of device and there are no more hits and or taste's like ass.

Stoner 1: "Is this is shit still hitting?"

Stoner 2: "Nah man that shit is kittled...."

Stoner 1: "Wuuuuttttttttt"

Kittled by JrokinEmhoes October 1, 2009

Yoghurt Knitter 

n A mildly derogatory term for a tree hugging liberal. It combines yoghurt - the food of choice of hippies - with knitting - a reference to the arts and craft movement. It also carries slight overtones of being a wanker.

A yoghurt knitter is generally ineffectual. He impedes or tries to impede others rather than actually going out and doing something.

The yoghurt knitters were at the meeting so naturally nothing got done.

I tried to build an extension on my house but the yoghurt knitters didn't like the design. They said it was too big or something.

I said, "Madam Chairman" but the yoghurt knitters said I had to call her "Chairperson".

Yoghurt Knitter by The Thumb Spinner July 27, 2011

Kittle 

To be great in every way. A greatness that came before space and time and goes beyond consiousness and belief. A combination of omnipotent, awesome, godly and great etc...

He was so Kittle!

I love it, its totaly Kittle!

I wish he was Kittle!

Ive never seen something that big, he was Kittle!

Kittle by Jimmy Kay January 10, 2009

knitter 

people who like knitting instead of crochet

That filthy Jamal, fucking knitter ruining society

knitter by knitterhater57 October 18, 2020

knitterbate

To masturbate while knitting. This was a word used by Les Claypool during a recent interview. I have the recording if you need proof.

Beth was sitting on the couch sewinga new wool hat while grinding on her new battery-operated cake-topper. She loved her new hobby. She loved to knitterbate.

knitterbate by Brux666 September 30, 2010