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methadose 

A synthetic opiod used for treating opiod dependency. Methadose is another name for methadone , juice , liquid handcuffs etc... It is given at a methadone clinic.
D: @ 5am don't you think that methadose was really weak this morning.
S: hell yea I been smoking rock for days that dose was weak.
methadose by J.sella May 21, 2018
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Methadone Boogie 

When a methadone user goes into a an altered state and begins a slight shuffle.
Looks like Travis just got his dose, he's doing the Methadone Boogie
Methadone Boogie by cjistan7117 January 24, 2011

methadozing 

The act of falling asleep sitting up, shortly after taking a dose of Methadone.
Guard #1: How was your well being check?
Guard #2: I walked past cell 31 and inmate Jones was sitting on his bunk, but I think he was sleeping...
Guard #1: Oh, so he was Methadozing?
Guard #2: Oh yeah... he did just take Methadone at med pass.
methadone is used to treat pain and help heroine addicts stay clean and not suffer from withdrawal.
Robert went to the methadone clinic to get his dose.
Methadone by rjwooten January 2, 2018

Methanese 

1. The language used by meth monkeys.

2. The accent of a meth monkey caused by constant bruxism.

Methanese can be heard frequently in QT of Cartersville.
Is that white woman speaking Chinese? No, that meth monkey is speaking Methanese.
Methanese by Old Brown Dog April 2, 2015

Methadonia 

The state of mind the drug Methadone puts you in. Methadonia is a replacement to the high that heroin or a fist full of pain killers will give you. The methadonia "high" is goverment controlled and each user documented and monitored. Methadone can be a cure or it can be a crutch depending on how the user wants to take advantage of it. Their are big differences in each patient of these programs. (The writer of this is a user or "patient" whatever you want to call me)
The orange or clear liquid i ingest every morning! Methadone takes me to the land of methadonia!
Methadonia by Stephen Kantan February 6, 2006

methrosexual

Methrosexuality is defined as 'the extent to which one is prepared to degrade themselves (upon film or otherwise) in order to get money to feed their meth addiction'.
'So that guy with the broccoli tattooed on his chest just sits there and lets a bunch of Sammura clones piss on his face'
'Why?'
'I guess he's methrosexual or something.'
methrosexual by xptalk September 17, 2008