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A skinny, tiny, shriveled up chode. It tends to fold and is impossible to jerk off with.
Holy shit dude, don't whip out your schlort in the changeroom bro.
schlort by lebronisgoat October 31, 2018
Related Words
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schlack schlorts 

When you roll up your slacks and turn them into schlorts.
Yo bruh, nice schlack schlorts!
An expression in which 'shit load' is meshed into one word. Convenient for times in which your excitement is so excess that you do not have the ability to say the two words, but instead can only produce one word from the clusterfuck of thoughts fighting to get out. Of course, this word can also be used in calm and relaxed situations so as to add humor or creativity to an otherwise stale and boring environment.
"Oh my jesus, that is a shload of blood coming out of your fucking face! Someone call the ambulance!"

"Hm. There's a shload of calories in that muffin your eating on this lovely morning, George."
Shload by Manganjapoo January 23, 2009
It’s when you kill someone with sleeping pills
Person A: How did she die?
Person B: She was schlorn
schlorn by Lapetie April 28, 2020

Shlorn Dogs

Shlorn Dogs, a region of mountains in Germany.

Reference from SuperMega (Podcast On Youtube)
yea I spent the summer hiking the shlorn dogs with my old man.
Shlorn Dogs by zuccsucc February 12, 2018
Eating something of large quantity very quickly
Dude, did you see me schlork that whole buffet?
Schlork by Big Lack April 23, 2019