punch the ticket Share definition Flag Verb To penetrate the anus using one's penis. See also: buttfuck assfuck ass ramming "Yo bitch, first lick my balls, then suck my dick, then flip it so I can punch the ticket!" punch the ticket by JLB3 April 29, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the punch the ticket mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch