rotlf 

rolling on the laughing floor

Dank meme, ROTLF

rotlf by MS7WN7D November 11, 2017

Bimmy Rolfe 

Evil twin of James Rolfe. Took over his brother's legacy around 2012, and has been out of time ever since. Why do people call him Bimmy? Take a wild guess.

Justy: "All right James, now pretend that you're excited!"
Bimmy Rolfe: "Sigh.... wow..."

Bimmy Rolfe by Onion Curator April 16, 2022

rollfart 

When you fart and it goes up your back, or rolls to the front into your vagina.

Wow I just had a killer rollfart go up my back yo.

OMG I just had a rollfart go into my vag and I ain't even mad about it.

rollfart by ROLLFART April 4, 2015

ROTFLDM 

Rolling On The Floor Like Draco Malfoy
This term refers to the character Draco Malfoy from A Very A Potter Musical, the fan-made parody musical by StarKid Productions. In the musical, Draco is known for rolling around on the floor, so, to ROTFLDM is to roll around in an imitation of Draco.

Person 1: My friend just said she was a Hufflepuff, and I said "What the hell is a Hufflepuff?"
Person 2: ROTFLDM

ROTFLDM by Remus John Lupin May 24, 2010

rolf harris eating a banana 

pornography that includes a close up of a hairy vagina with a dick in it, looking like bearded aussie tv presenter rolf harris eating a banana

'god i saw this really old porn and it looked like rolf harris eating a banana'

rolf harris eating a banana by tommy stevenson September 23, 2009

Rolfsen 

If you're a "Troll" or "Trolling" on the internet, then you're a "Rolfsen", or a "Trolfsen"

Using the word Rolfsen is a more discrete way of saying troll, while pulling off a Trolfsen is ultimately the highest rank of trolling achievable.

Damn I felt like Rolfsen yesterday when Blizzard banned me.

or

Person 1: Trolfsen here went to talk about a loan in the bank yesterday.

Person 2:Lol, what do you need a loan for?

Person 1:I don't, the bank does ;)

Rolfsen by Professional troll. September 19, 2012

ROTFC 

Rolling on the floor crying...
After something very insightful, inspiring, or saddening has been said/texted/tweeted, which brings someone to or close to tears, one responds with the phrase ROTFC.

I just heard the most insightful, inspiring, or saddening thing, so i am ROTFC.

ROTFC by Renaisaloser April 21, 2010