A colossal sized bowl of explosive diarrhea. Usually, a plantis exits the anal cavity at a minimum of 367 Miles per Hour (590 Kilometers Per Hour). Plantis' are very common but if not done right can cause damage and ruptures to your anus. All plantis' also carry a dangerously high level of radiation but can be easily treated. Spotting a plantis is extremely easy and if you do ever have one you'll know you'll have one, if so please contact emergency services or talk to your doctor for further treatment.

The word Plantis' first recorded use was in 2001 in Iraq during the War On Terror by a United States Navy Seal.

Mom I need to take a fucking plantis open the door!

Plantis by tec9chapow June 17, 2019

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Plantastic

Short for a 'Fantastic Plan'

awwwww yeaaaaa that's plantastic!

Plantastic by J Bloggz August 15, 2011

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Plantish

An adjective that describes a food. Refers to when a food looks too much like a part of a plant that wouldn't be pleasant to consume (i.e. leaves, roots, flower petals, fruiting bud, etc.)

Ashwiganda looks too plantish for me to want to try

Plantish by 5unf1ower March 1, 2019

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Plantish

When someone annoys the f*ck out out of you

Plantish definition: a f*cking annoying person

Johny: pokes danny continuously while saying "hi" everytime he pokes
Danny: ur a f*cking plantish

Plantish by Mukdré October 4, 2021

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