2 definitions by tec9chapow
A colossal sized bowl of explosive diarrhea. Usually, a plantis exits the anal cavity at a minimum of 367 Miles per Hour (590 Kilometers Per Hour). Plantis' are very common but if not done right can cause damage and ruptures to your anus. All plantis' also carry a dangerously high level of radiation but can be easily treated. Spotting a plantis is extremely easy and if you do ever have one you'll know you'll have one, if so please contact emergency services or talk to your doctor for further treatment.
The word Plantis' first recorded use was in 2001 in Iraq during the War On Terror by a United States Navy Seal.
The word Plantis' first recorded use was in 2001 in Iraq during the War On Terror by a United States Navy Seal.
by tec9chapow June 18, 2019
A popular traditional dish from Bolivia consisting of a round patty of ground beef, or sometimes another savory ingredient, that is fried or grilled and typically served in a split bun or roll with various condiments and toppings with the most important ingredient and what makes the burger a merk burger is the Semen of a human of African descent. To prepare the merk burger's most important ingredient a man of above skin color 27 on the SLC24A5 Human Pigmentation Scale and or of direct African descent must Ejaculate semen onto the patty of the burger. After that, you have completed the delicious traditional Bolivian meal.
by tec9chapow November 30, 2020