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Slang word for "Condom" (Plural: BJ Bens).

Originated in the southern part of North Carolina USA. Two desperately sexual teenage boys were talking about condoms, when their 6 yr old brother heard them, he couldn't stop using the word "condom" "condoms" "condom king". The two teenagers had to quickly find a substitute word, before their mother heard "Ben" (The 6 yr old) talking about an inappropriate definition. The boys quickly came up with the word "BJ Ben" and told him "BJ Ben is the real word for condoms, use that".

The word has spread vastly across the U.S and is being regularly used as slang in the east and western parts of the U.S.
Hey baby, should I put on a BJ Ben in case I ejaculate inside you
BJ Ben by BallHawk360 March 28, 2017
a type one hero, clearly superior to all others in heroness. A true beast, comparable to Beowulf
"wow I wish someone would save me"
"oh its ok, there is Ben BJ"
Ben BJ by bjbj March 2, 2010
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