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puleeze or puleez is a phonetical rendering of the emphasis of the central vowel sound when saying the word "please" as shorthand for the saying please mush where there is also an emphasis on the central vowel sound of "please" which saying means give/gimme me a break which usually means i am exhausted by this oft repeated attempt to convince me (whether deliberately or otherwise) to believe a lie or act on false information or is a contemptuous manner to convey that you want to the speaker to stop the con game or the nonsense or the spiel i.e. you are not buying it i.e. believing what they are saying
- Jack - The toppling of Saddam Hussein was definitely worth all the shed blood and billions spent

Jill - Puleeze Jack ! the tens of thousands killed , maimed , orphaned , displaced , billions lost to corruption, shoddy construction, out right graft etc, destruction of priceless antiquities , internecine confessional warfare that continues to this day, training and inspiring of terrorists etc in the Iraq war all to destroy a regime that had no weapons of mass destruction and was already contained , even sadistically , by sanctions means the Iraq war as a means of toppling Saddam Hussein's regime stands as one of the grossest crimes against humanity in modern history and was definitely not worth the loss of blood and treasure.
puleeze by thrustyourhandintomyside November 21, 2010
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Puhleese 

adj : just the elongated with effect version of please
Puhleese, stop harassing me!
Puhleese by aashni July 27, 2005

nigga puh -leeze 

1.used as a conversation filler between "gangsters" in middle school.
2. translated to the whitest form: "don't even go there"
"that is so not true"
shaneequa: you slept with ma sista!
jamale: nigga puh-leeze.
nigga puh -leeze by Letitia July 10, 2005

pahleeze 

A derogatory replacement for "please spare me from your opinion", used as a tool to convey a dramatic dissatisfaction.

Often used in debates by drama queens to end the debate quickly and embarrass the intended recipient:
Man: I follow the law of a higher power.

Woman: Oh pahleeze!
pahleeze by asus2000 January 26, 2009

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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