avocado man

A name given to a total hunk who loves sex.

"He's such an avocado man"
"He can be my Mr avocado man"

by fjeogjreikog;veafmjio March 1, 2017

The Avocado man

He is in your house
He is in your bed

If your lucky he’s not inside your head.

YIIIIIPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEE

The avocado man is coming. If you hear the song sin city from behind your run for your life.

by Creepy pizza March 7, 2023

mr. avocado man

A guy that get too much bob and vagene

Oh look at him he is a real mr. avocado man

by 69Daddypimp69 November 26, 2017

Mr. Avocado Man

A Sitophilia; a man who is sexually aroused by Avocados.

Despite the fact that he has these deep, intense feelings for avocados, he will occasionally fornicate with his own kind. BUT only if he can paint them green and spank them like a disobedient avocado.

Oh and don't EVER call him "daddy", because that will only remind him of how his Father disowned him after finding him in his room "American Pie-ing" the freshly riped avocados his mother just bought. Let's just say, it was very... guacward.

He rarely goes by his real name but when he does, people call him Mr. Wallbridge.

Hey, MR. AVOCADO MAN
Won't you please take me along
I won't do anything wrong
Hey, MR. AVOCADO MAN
Won't you please take me along for a ride

by sheonatheshehulk December 5, 2017

Mr. Avocado Man

also known as parksey07 this legendary pe teacher has a passion for teaching and is kinky as fuck

person 1:hey who do we have next period?

person 2: i think we have Mr. avocado man
person 1: hell yeah

by _-emma-_ October 9, 2019

Professor Doctor Mister Avocado Man

The most important man. He will sell you avocados.

Oh my, Professor Doctor Mister Avocado Man has given me an avocado with drugs.

by Senior Avacado May 3, 2019