escargoten 

Dead snail.

Any snail found in my garden is turned into escargoten.

escargoten by DDGDevice February 7, 2017

Escargoon

A genius snail who acts like a real slug. Being the assistant of King Dedede he really takes a lot of lumps while on the job from that giant hammer. Although he gets physically abused on a daily bases by the kings actions, he still cares for Dedede, and his well being. But above all else, the one he cares about most is his mommy.

I have the mental thinking that you've been banging on my noggin like bongos Escargoon!

Escargoon by Escargoon March 7, 2019

escargot 

A cooked snail and a French delicacy. It may or may not be served in its shell.

Woman: We had a lovely soiré, didn't we?
Man: Yes, it was rather enjoyable.
Woman: I must say that the escargot was quite a success!

or...

Waiter: Would you care for some escargot to start your evening?
Diner: Yes, we'll have an order of escargot as an appetizer.

escargot by Sahara April 19, 2005

Escargot'go 

The placing of the french delicacy Escargot (snails)on the vaginal region and repeatedly screaming "go go go" in a repulsive french accent.

Adelais lay on her bed with legs wide open, while smoking a cigar and enjoying a self serving of Escargot'go.

Escargot'go by DanielNH October 17, 2008

hash escargot

escargot made with bread crumbs, parsley, and weed. Invented by some people named philip, koa and ben. It is heard that it is quite delectable.

"Hey, want some hash escargot? :)"

hash escargot by joooopee May 16, 2008

Escargot 

Meaning snail in French, this move consists of leaving a trail of post-sex pussy juice all over another person to assert dominance

"Why does your hair smell like pussy?"
"My girl went escargot all over me"

Escargot by HurtyMcBadbad January 19, 2020

Redneck Escargot

The sexual act of when two subjects are involved with anal intercourse. When the male party involved finishes in the anus, filling it with semen. The subject then pulls out and presses their mouth to the anus and slurps the semen out. Similar to eating escargot without utensils.

My date thought I was fancy when I invited her over for a little redneck escargot. I haven’t heard from her since.

Redneck Escargot by Tmoorecmooretacomunch March 9, 2022