Apple 

A magic little fucking red object kills every fucking doctor in the world when eaten

I just ate an apple and my fucking doctor is dead because I ate one

FUCKING FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKK

Apple by Fuck fucking fuck fucking fuck October 31, 2021

Apple 

what the fuck are you looking up apple for? what did you think you were going to find...

you know that round fruit that humans call an apple.

Apple by Jenjers January 2, 2012

apple 

A red fruit that is very similar to oranges but sexier

Oh look an apple, i'm having an orgasm

apple by _[]Your Real Name[]_ January 11, 2017

Apple 

A nice, delicious and round fruit.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away,

if you throw it hard enough.

Apple by bangtanbooties August 12, 2013

apple 

The alternative to the orange.

Today, I do not wish to consume an apple. I shall seek alternative fruits.

apple by Armand Banana January 12, 2006

apple 

A round, edible fruit that, when eaten once a day, keeps the doctor away.

Apples are good for you.

apple by Neveah February 19, 2007

Apple 

The Record label started by Paul McCartney & John Lennon, of the Beatles. Long ago before Apple computers were out of diapers !!

I have all the Beatles records on all their labels including Apple that they own.

Apple by Spiced Boogaloo January 3, 2013