asstits 

When a woman with a large ass wears lowrise jeans causing her large cheeks to resemble a pair of titties.

Man that bitch has some huge asstits!

asstits by Burn my legs June 15, 2005

asstits 

big saggy tits that when squished together look like a fat ass instread of cleavage

look at that dyke at the check out shes got asstits

asstits by big fat lesbian February 5, 2005

asstits 

it is ass that has nipples

he has asstits

asstits by MasterOogway69 November 23, 2021

Asstitude 

1. The positive emotions generated by the shaking / movement of the gluteus maximums muscles and hip flexors.
2. The scientific study of shaking one's ass as pertains to one's joyous feeling.

When you're feeling down, just use this asstitude to feel great again

Asstitude by P1-UNIT September 22, 2019

Asstity Belt 

A belt designed to cover the anal cavity of both men and women with lock and key to keep would be anal-ists from entering.

Also sometimes used to prevent one from getting their head in their own anus.

"Gee golly willickers Wally, I would let you stick it in my pooper, but Dad's making me wear the asstity belt and he has the key."

Asstity Belt by mardonna April 8, 2009

Lasties get assties 

The opposite of the early bird gets the worm. When you are last, you get ass.

See also, “you snooze you lose”

“I wanted another brownie!”
“Well, lasties get assties, son”

Lasties get assties by Dabundy November 27, 2017

asstised 

Coming from the words ass and chastise.

1. To rape in the ass in an extremely violent way.

2. To viloate someone's anus with a foreign object.

3. Anal Punishment.

Ving Rames was asstised in the movie Pulp Fiction by Zed.

asstised by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 23, 2009