BLUMF

Big Lipped Ugly Mother Fucker

I walk out of a restaurant when I see BLUMFS in the Kitchen.

by Dave January 10, 2004

BLUMF

Big Lipped Ugly Mother Fucker

Your mother is a BLUMF!!!!!!!

by Jackson Jefferson September 13, 2007

BLUMF

Stands for Big Lipped Ubangy Mother Fucker. It is not ugly, like the previous example stated. Ubangy is slang for someone of African tribal descent. A deroggatory term for negroes..

-Most basketball players, including Kobe Bryant, Karl Malone, and Gary Payton, are BLUMFs..

-Go collect your well-fare, like a BLUMF.

by racoon wallace February 1, 2005

BLUMF

Big Lip Ugly Mother Fucker

God your a fucking BLUMF

by Guy October 8, 2003

BLUMF

when you get a blowjob while going for a shit at the same time

guy: fancy a blumf?
girl: whats a blumf?
guy: c'mon into the shitter and i'll show you

by a-whales-vagina March 27, 2007

Blumf

An acronym for Big Lipped Ugly Mother Fucker, and a slang used by white surfer types from the Playa Del Rey/ Westchester, CA area in the late 1970's to describe a person of African descent with out angering them into a tribal uprising.

Damn Stelly, did you see that Blumf, his fro was gnarly huge.

by Slappysigfried October 20, 2013