Gabbard 

When you have damaged one or both trsticles in an accident, especially a fall.

I fell off a ladder and across the saw horse yesterday. Really gabbard up my left nut.

Gabbard by Radio HitchHiker August 7, 2016

Tulsi Gabbard 

A person who changes positions on a dime

“My friend Jenna changed her positions more often than a weather vane. She’s a total Tulsi Gabbard”

Tulsi Gabbard by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Tulsi Gabbard 

Hot Milf wanted to become the president of the United States but instead became Putin's spy after Trump had rejected her. She is a democrat for conservatives who does monkey balancing in the name of protecting democracy.

She is such a Tulsi Gabbard when it comes to making friends

Tulsi Gabbard by unrealisticguy March 28, 2022

Tulsi Gabbard 

Russian asset. Stooge for Putin, funded by Russian kleptocrats to try to divide the Democratic Party and weaken the USA.

Oh look, it's Tulsi Gabbard, the Trumptard's favorite Democrat.

Tulsi Gabbard by WernerVonX October 18, 2019

Tulsi Gabbard 

Peterson-sphere shill. No longer trustworthy.

Hym "Tulsi Gabbard has gone over to the... I want to call it 'Dark side' but I want to be the 'Dark side'... And calling them the Light side will AFFIRM THE DELUSION THAT THEY ARE 'GOOD'... Oh! Incest! 'The incest side' because what determines whether or not you're good is an incest cult. She's gone over to the incest side... Not to be trusted. Literally anyone that Jordan Peterson is actually willing to talk to with lie and deny reality so they can prevent the people they want to control from getting what they want."

Tulsi Gabbard by Hym Iam May 15, 2024

Tulsi Gabbard 

The Russian agent who is somehow leads our intelligence agencies

"Of course Putin is bad, don't be a Tulsi Gabbard"

Tulsi Gabbard by Guy from Kenmore February 15, 2025

Ben Gibbard 

The lead singer/songwriter for Indie Rock bands Death Cab For Cutie, The Postal Service, and All Time Quarterback. Amazing vocals, even better lyrics. Married to Zooey Deschanel. Sometimes referred to as God.

Figure 1: Did you hear about Ben Gibbard's new album with Death Cab?
Figure 2: I've been listening to it on repeat for the last 2 weeks.

Figure 1: What's you're favorite Ben Gibbard album?
Figure 2: It's a tie between Transatlanticism, The Photo Album, Something About Airplanes, and Give Up (Postal Service).

Figure 1: Why is God singing on the radio?
Figure 2: That's not God, that's Ben Gibbard.

Ben Gibbard by Cliffy031 December 6, 2009