gubbard 

short, obese rich person with violent tendencies

"In tonight's news, local gubbard Harry Lewis Weinstock III, was charged with maliciously slaughtering 13 cows on his Eutland, MA estate."

gubbard by flo-rida December 24, 2007

Ben Gibbard 

The lead singer/songwriter for Indie Rock bands Death Cab For Cutie, The Postal Service, and All Time Quarterback. Amazing vocals, even better lyrics. Married to Zooey Deschanel. Sometimes referred to as God.

Figure 1: Did you hear about Ben Gibbard's new album with Death Cab?
Figure 2: I've been listening to it on repeat for the last 2 weeks.

Figure 1: What's you're favorite Ben Gibbard album?
Figure 2: It's a tie between Transatlanticism, The Photo Album, Something About Airplanes, and Give Up (Postal Service).

Figure 1: Why is God singing on the radio?
Figure 2: That's not God, that's Ben Gibbard.

Ben Gibbard by Cliffy031 December 6, 2009

Tulsi Gabbard 

A person who changes positions on a dime

“My friend Jenna changed her positions more often than a weather vane. She’s a total Tulsi Gabbard”

Tulsi Gabbard by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Gibbard 

The art of getting looser drunk to the point of alienating your friends and the people you meet all while remembering nothing from the night before. Possible homosexual tendencies coming to the surface and the need to dance to music regardless of whether you are on the dance floor or not. Picking fights with inanimate objects and strangers, and setting land speed records while crushing hot-dogs and salt & vinegar chips.

Look @ that dude! He's really pissing off those people. He's so Gibbard!

Hey dude! Why is that guy kicking your fusball table? He must be super Gibbard.

I need 25 cheese burgers. My friend is totally Gibbard!

I don't even care anymore man. I'm getting Gibbard!

Gibbard by Freebird599 June 19, 2011

ben gibbard 

Lead singer/writer of Death Cab For Cutie, The Postal Service and All-time quaterback. Belongs to the emo/indie genre. He has an amazing voice and is very cute. I FUCKING LOVE HIM.

we looked like giants - death cab for cutie

such great heights - the postal service

ben gibbard by sonni March 18, 2005

Tulsi Gabbard 

Hot Milf wanted to become the president of the United States but instead became Putin's spy after Trump had rejected her. She is a democrat for conservatives who does monkey balancing in the name of protecting democracy.

She is such a Tulsi Gabbard when it comes to making friends

Tulsi Gabbard by unrealisticguy March 28, 2022

Tulsi Gabbard 

Russian asset. Stooge for Putin, funded by Russian kleptocrats to try to divide the Democratic Party and weaken the USA.

Oh look, it's Tulsi Gabbard, the Trumptard's favorite Democrat.

Tulsi Gabbard by WernerVonX October 18, 2019