warting 

When you walk and fart at the same time. Usually done by old people.

I walked in there and saw grandpa warting.

warting by Brian December 2, 2004

Warting 

(verb) to pass gas while masturbating
portmanteau of the verbs 'to wank' and 'to fart'

He's very weird, he likes warting. I've seen him do it multiple times

Warting by Gourd_44 October 1, 2021

Warting 

(verb) to pass gas in the midst of masturbation
portmanteau of the verbs: 'to wank' and 'to fart'

I honestly couldn't believe it myself, but he likes warting

Warting by Gourd_44 October 1, 2021

Turtle Warting 

when someone turtle warts they become all mardy after having a really good day

we just got back from the great gig, it was 10 o' clock and david had just started turtle warting

Turtle Warting by George Peasant May 21, 2008

Vaginal Warting 

The act of going on anothers facebook, or while the person who is logged in is not looking, and changing thier status to "Vaginal warts".

I've been Vaginal Warting everybody!

Vaginal Warting by Clevis June 22, 2010

Wiseguy Warning 

It's when a mafioso, OG or gangsta puts a phonebook on someone's chest and fires a medium velocity handgun right against it. Thick phonebooks are known to stop .22, .45, and .38 bullets. It's common practice among goodfellas.

That guy got a Wiseguy Warning, he payed his dues not too long after. Rocco was ordered to give the guy a Wiseguy Warning.

Wiseguy Warning by Ascot1111 January 19, 2023

desk warming 

a principal delight of ESL teachers in Korean public schools, where they spend vast amounts of time at their desks, with no particular assignments or tasks to complete.

Websurfing, writing emails, downloading movies and other files are common ways to pass the time.

With Winter break in full swing, Minsu the ESL phenom at the middle school found himself with oddles of timefor desk warming, which he used to download his favorite WORLD OF WARCRAFT add-on!

desk warming by Football's Dick Vermeil April 9, 2011