twat mongler 

1.someone that fucks goats
2.someone that plays with their hairy twat
3.someone that touches little boys' balls and/or buttholes

OJ Simpson is such a twat mongler.

twat mongler by tommyO699 January 23, 2009

twat mangler 

Someone who beats the pussy so hard it is no longer recognizable afterwards.

"Her boyfriend will definently know we fucked, since I am such a twat mangler"

twat mangler by Sexier Joe April 29, 2007

twat monger 

Someone who busies oneself in the sordid pursuit of vagina.

My roomate in college....now that man was a bonified twat monger!

twat monger by dumb ironworker January 20, 2007

twatmonger 

A person who is involved with twat in a petty and/or contemptible way.

See also fishorcheesemonger.

Example 1
Person 1: Hey where's Billy?
Person 2: I don't know -- that twatmonger is probably elbow deep in cunt right now.

Example 2
Person 1: So I'm not sure why the girl I'm trying to date is upset with me.
Person 2: Maybe because you're trying to date her but you flirt with her friend who likes you in front of her face.
Person 1: No dude it's cool though because I don't like her friend like that. I just like flirting with her.
Person 2: *Sigh*. Piss off, twatmonger.

twatmonger by I'm Nice May 5, 2010

twatmonger 

A context-sensitive term of either endearment or rebuke.

Coming for a break, twatmonger?
or
Derek, you're such a sausage-fingered twatmonger!

twatmonger by Bellser June 24, 2006

twatmonger 

literally, a vendor (trader) of twat

Kyle is the biggest twatmonger this side of philadelphia.

twatmonger by corrolationmajor September 18, 2006

twatmonger 

A lesbian. Monger as in some fucked up version of the french "Manger", to eat. Literally "twat eatter"

"Why is she talking in such a deep voice"
"She's a raging twatmonger"

twatmonger by BigSpazz February 21, 2009