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Twatcident 

When a bad thing happens by mistake, because you were acting like a twat.
I was spinning around with my phone on my hat to see if it would stay and I smashed my phone my twatcident.
Twatcident by Oogaflugen June 29, 2020

traccident 

A motor accident involving a tractor.
Farmer John: Hello, operator. I've just run over my dog with my tractor.
Operator: Oh dear. You've had a traccident.
traccident by billybean August 5, 2007

Twaccident 

A road accident caused by the driver being momentarily distracted by an attractive lady.
Dave - "I got in a twaccident today john"
John - "bad luck mate, was she worth it"
Dave - "too right, I would have fucked her tits clean off"
Twaccident by dogegg March 5, 2009

wackcident 

to injure your wrist while masturbating furiously. thus creating pain and embarrassment.
"hey man why you wearing that cast?"
"oh this. well i had myself a little wackcident last night."
wackcident by bigandsexy March 15, 2010

trackcident 

When someone buys a song on iTunes or any other music service too quickly to realize that they bought the wrong song (i.e. a cover band, the song was played in a band entirely made of instruments, or the song has the same name)
Guy1: Oh crap! I tried to download "In the End" by Linkin Park, but instead I got the song by the Foo Fighters

Guy2: That's a really bad trackcident man.
trackcident by l10nh34r7 July 5, 2008