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turnip twaddler 

Generic name for any useless consumer gadget of the sort frequently sold on late-night infomercials. Commonly sold together with a tomato musher. Originally from the comic strip Bloom County. Opus was powerless to resist late-night TV hucksters and ended up with a living room full of turnip twaddlers.
"We'll sell you this amazing turnip twaddler for $29.95! But wait! There's more! We'll throw in this tomato musher ABSOLUTELY FREE! Now how much would you pay?"
turnip twaddler by bikergeek November 5, 2012
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The ship name for Tristan Evans and Bradley Will Simpson
1. OMG tradley is my OTP

2. Tradley are so cute together
tradley by Vampette 2012 March 27, 2015

Twaddler 

A child that is not a toddler but whines like one, isn't a teen but has an attitude like one, can still be clingy like an infant, but still isn't old enough to be a tween, .
I have two of them.
My twaddler just got an x-box for Christmas now he's clinging to my leg , whining that he's bored.
Twaddler by Meagstorms January 1, 2017
The psyedonym for the sometimes controversial blogger, who spilled secrets of the high-school Chisholm. Taddles identity still has not been revealed and the infamous blogspot website has been taken down due to formal complaints.

Taddles drew inspiration from Gossip Girl.
"omg did you see that post that Chisholm-secrets? I can't believe that shit is true!"

"omg taddles is so tashak"
"NO IM NOT!"

"hahahahaha taddles is the funniest shit out, its so fake and over exaggerated, that i definately couldnt believe it, but that bitch posted a FOTO OF ME ON THERE!"

"x Taddles"
taddles by gossipgirlxoxoxo May 18, 2009

Twaddlecunt 

Someone who is a Cunt but in such an extreme way that defies logic.
How can she even look at herself in the mirror? Jan is such a twaddlecunt!
Twaddlecunt by PureHell March 22, 2013
To walk while wasting time and with uncertainty.

(See: tred, toddle)
Copyrighted to Cara Wood
Troddle by The Awake Club August 22, 2004