traddle

Blather about one's company's products, most often having a derogatory connotation and used at or in the context of discussions about industry trade shows.

The lame sales drone peppered me with meaningless traddle about their stupid Acme 9000 Ionizing Pillowcase Cleaner.

by Andrew Hedges June 11, 2006

turnip twaddler

Generic name for any useless consumer gadget of the sort frequently sold on late-night infomercials. Commonly sold together with a tomato musher. Originally from the comic strip Bloom County. Opus was powerless to resist late-night TV hucksters and ended up with a living room full of turnip twaddlers.

"We'll sell you this amazing turnip twaddler for $29.95! But wait! There's more! We'll throw in this tomato musher ABSOLUTELY FREE! Now how much would you pay?"

by bikergeek November 5, 2012

tradley

The ship name for Tristan Evans and Bradley Will Simpson

1. OMG tradley is my OTP

2. Tradley are so cute together

by Vampette 2012 March 27, 2015

Twaddler

A child that is not a toddler but whines like one, isn't a teen but has an attitude like one, can still be clingy like an infant, but still isn't old enough to be a tween, .
I have two of them.

My twaddler just got an x-box for Christmas now he's clinging to my leg , whining that he's bored.

by Meagstorms January 1, 2017

taddles

The psyedonym for the sometimes controversial blogger, who spilled secrets of the high-school Chisholm. Taddles identity still has not been revealed and the infamous blogspot website has been taken down due to formal complaints.

Taddles drew inspiration from Gossip Girl.

"omg did you see that post that Chisholm-secrets? I can't believe that shit is true!"

"omg taddles is so tashak"
"NO IM NOT!"

"hahahahaha taddles is the funniest shit out, its so fake and over exaggerated, that i definately couldnt believe it, but that bitch posted a FOTO OF ME ON THERE!"

"x Taddles"

by gossipgirlxoxoxo May 18, 2009

Twaddlecunt

Someone who is a Cunt but in such an extreme way that defies logic.

How can she even look at herself in the mirror? Jan is such a twaddlecunt!

by PureHell March 22, 2013

Troddle

To walk while wasting time and with uncertainty.

(See: tred, toddle)
Copyrighted to Cara Wood

The fox troddled past the window.

by The Awake Club August 22, 2004