A Motor Vehicle made by Chrysler for people who simply cannot drive well. This includes but is not limited to driving slow, not using turn signals, turning off the engine while at a stop light (or a drive thru), continually varying speed for no reason, not paying attention, driving in the turning lane for a prolonged period of time, and tailgating. It is a generally accepted opinion that most drivers of the Town and Country are most likely mentally impaired in some way.
I just got Town and Country-ed at the drive thru, I almost threw some harsh verbs down.
"...it was a total disaster. I forgot my wallet, so i circled back to the apartment and accidentally walked in on Jorge and Slippery Pete in the town and country.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.