F4NZI's definitions

Town and Country

A Motor Vehicle made by Chrysler for people who simply cannot drive well. This includes but is not limited to driving slow, not using turn signals, turning off the engine while at a stop light (or a drive thru), continually varying speed for no reason, not paying attention, driving in the turning lane for a prolonged period of time, and tailgating. It is a generally accepted opinion that most drivers of the Town and Country are most likely mentally impaired in some way.

I just got Town and Country-ed at the drive thru, I almost threw some harsh verbs down.

by F4NZI September 2, 2013