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tarmacking 

the act of defocating onto someone, and then smearing it in. like hot rolled asphalt.
although elton liked a good tarmacking , he found it difficult to clean his congealed chest hair afterwards.
tarmacking by Al567 December 28, 2005

Tarmacking 

After enjoying a lady from behind, pull out, straddle her back and squeeze out a Morecombe steamer on her.
Bill had a good night with Judy last week, they both especially enjoyed the tarmacking Bill gave Judy.

After the tarmacking from Bob, Henrietta was distraught.

Tarmacked 

To get absolutely shit-faced. Refers to the drunk/high person hitting the ground (tarmack) because they are so fucked up.
"Bruh, you got absolutely tarmacked last night" "Yea I don't remember shit"
Tarmacked by Tarmackedpig26 April 15, 2020

Tarmacked 

Tarmacked is were a male and female take part in sexual intercourse and were the female is on top and sits on the males chest and shits on his chest and rubs up and down it.
"Oh god last night i got totally tarmacked. I was with this really hot chick and she was on top, the she sat on my chest and did a shit on it and starting rubbing up and down."
Tarmacked by Shut-It September 3, 2009

Lindsay Taracks 

A beautfiul girl that is in a relationship with an ahdorable boy. They are great together.
The boy is sweet kind and funny and the girl is cute happy and loves to cuddle.=) they live in Utah.
that Lindsay taracks is soooo lucky..

Tarmacking 

to run someone over with your car
"John got sent down for tarmacking a copper"
Tarmacking by Emma-Leigh September 6, 2006