sucktard 

Sucktard is a mixture of "He sucks" and "He's a retard." Usually used as an epithet.

"Dude, that guy is a sucktard"

sucktard by deez August 11, 2004

sucktard 

A person who is mentally retarded from sucking so much penis, frequently suffering from brain-freeze-of-cum, kinda like the brain-freeze you get with eating ice cream, but instead the brain-freeze is gotten from sucking dick.

That dyke beza sucktard, fo shizzle. Lets rizzle ma wizzle, nizzle, or I'll kizzle you, wizzle.

sucktard by bastardized bottomburp May 25, 2003

sucktard 

Someone who is bad at giving a blowjob, and is also retarded.

Dude, I had NO fun last night, she was a total sucktard!

sucktard by Jamiegirl777 January 11, 2009

socktarded 

When the simple task of putting socks onto your feet becomes an impossible challenge.

One friend to another," How did you get that cast on your arm?"
Reply back," I went socktarded while standing on one leg, fell over and broke it."

socktarded by jpg3 November 25, 2011

sicktard 

sicktard-anytime something is just a little bit too good for just sick, sicktard.

did you see tina blow all those guys that was sicktard.

sicktard by tino carvavan January 10, 2012

sicktarded

Skiing/snowboarding vernacular. A strong adjective for

1: amazingly deep fresh powder snow
2: an insanely awesome line down a step mountain face.
3: A big ballsy jump off a cliff or in a terrain park
4: Anything that is 'off the hook' epic and worthy of such status

An portmanteau of the the popular adjective "sick", a word extensively used in the snow sports community and "tarded" from retarded. Something so good it profoundly affects you .

Did you see the video of Jamie Pierre doing the 77m cliff jump in Wyoming?
...yeah, that was sicktarded!

Did you get out in Hakuba after the epic dump?
....yeah sure did, it was nipple deep and sicktarded, pure sicktarded.

sicktarded by Phantom Ninja December 18, 2009

sicktard 

A sick retard.

ewwwww.... what kind of sicktard crapped on the toilet seat?

sicktard by killerdove November 23, 2011