smirkie 

A person that never smiles, only smirks. Usually a Romanian policeman.

I was walking on the streets shouting "Muie Steaua" drunk with my cronies, but then the smirkies got us and fined our asses.

smirkie by El Corquentero de la Plata July 24, 2010

Smirked

A cocky smile or arrogant gesture often displayed at the misfortune of others.

The bitch smirked at the quadriplegic attempting to reach the soup cans on the high shelf of the grocery store.

Smirked by Ghouligan July 24, 2016

smirkel

n. a closed-lipped grin of condescension and felt superiority. Origin: the characteristic facial expression of the nerdy television character, Erkel.

v. to smirkel.

Jess tripped and fell on her ass at the restaurant, and the girl at the other table smirkeled.

smirkel by Felipe L. September 22, 2007

smirking chimp

The current occupant of the White House.

Due to his appearance, actions, gestures, intelligence, and attitude George W. Bush is known as the smirking chimp.

smirking chimp by jesster79 March 5, 2005

smirking chimp

A derogatory term for George W. Bush, President of the United States, as appointed by the Supreme Court.

"That smirking chimp in the White House..."

smirking chimp by Cloudy Day March 30, 2004

Smirkitis 

A sudden urge to smirk or grin patronizingly at someone when they say something stupid (though you probably don't want them to see) or something you shouldn't be laughing at.
Often irresistible. Coined by poet Sanbud Tehrani.

"Don't bother, He knows I try to fight this
But whenever I hear Our Father or Allah Akbar
I feel a bout of smirkitis."

Smirkitis by TFE August 28, 2007

Smickies

Awesome, Dope, Nice, Sweet. Another way to express your attitude towards something.

A: This skeezer stood over last night and shit got wild.
B: Smickies, yea I saw you leave with her, straight skeez

A: Beerbreakfeast tomorrow u down?
B: Smickies yea ill be there

A: I totally did your mom last night
B: Smici... Wait, What?
A: And your sister. Bitch.

Smickies by NevergetsCrankeded August 30, 2011