smegged 

Smegma:

1. a term used to describe something that is fucked or coverd in dick cheese, also can be used as a verb, to smeg. This is the process of fucking something up, or covering it in dick cheese.
2. The white paste which is normally found inhabiting inside a MiGoreng packet

(1)Person 1: why did you go offline
Person 2: soz my facebook chat is smegged

(2)Person 1:My eye is smegged, i can hardly see

smegged by i<3smegma November 8, 2010

smegged 

The action feeling your sweaty scrotom and then slapping a friend in the face.

Argh m8, you stuck your tongue out when you got smegged!

smegged by t0m3x May 20, 2004

Smegged 

getting absolutely humiliated in the most horrific way possible

Joe bolton: frenuslunt bogwoltskin got smegged the other day

Smegged by AlJazeera February 28, 2024

shegged 

To get "bumped" or ripped off.

"Fam, I paid £5 for a bag of sweets."

"HAHAHA you got shegged."

shegged by dmaniac November 25, 2013

Shegged 

Absolutely fucked over
#rigged

I've been Shegged with the loot I've gotten in fortnight

Shegged by GuardiolaJosesMe February 10, 2018

Smigged 

To be ignored when you speak to someone or a group of people. Usually when asking a question.

Liam: What times the train come?
Everyone: *ignores him*

Liam has been smigged.

Smigged by Geoffrey Smith June 10, 2019

smogged 

to subject a car to an emissions test with a pass result. Usually a state will require such a test with a passing grade in order to properly register your car in that state.

I finally got my car smogged but I had to have the mechanic work on it for days.

I couldn't get my car smogged. The catalytic converter failed.

smogged by whiskeyhotel February 4, 2012