sloast 

The uncontrolled slowing down of vehicles upon entering Pittsburgh’s Squirrel Hill Tunnel. This phenomena is largely a result of the city’s fear of the Tunnel Monster.

Jim: “I swear I’m not braking, but my car has slowed at least 10 mph.”
Tim: “Don’t worry, you’re just sloasting.”

sloast by yinzerJag June 9, 2020

Sloath

You loath them. They want you. But who ends up dead? You.

You know the rape sloth meme? Well that is what a sloath is, only 69 times scarier. They kill you in your sleep. They kill you in your sleep. They have a thirst for blood. They can also travel at speeds of 69 mph. There is no running- they are faster. There is no hiding- they will find you. Just pray that they will be merciful and end your life quickly.

Jenna woke up when she heard a thud. She rubbed her eyes and looked at her door, now wide open. She saw a shape slowly approaching her, its murderous red eyes gleaming in the darkness. She saw the sloath slinking towards her and just had time to scream...... before everything went dark.

No one has ever heard from Jenna again.

Sloath by sex-&-slytherin February 11, 2014

Sloath

The enigmatic, unstoppable force that is the cause of all unexplained murders and disappearances.

They leave behind no traces of their wrongdoing.

Alternative forms: sloathy, sloathify, sloathing

A: Did you hear that there are no leads yet in the mass murder case?
B: Yea, it must have been the sloaths.

A: Where did my phone go? I left it right here.
B: The sloath must have been interested in it and have taken it.

Please be aware that the sloath is the same creepy creature in the definition above.

Sloath by sex-&-slytherin August 19, 2014

Sloating 

The act of "sloating" is replacing a common word or words from a song to "sloat." This practice began in the summer of 2012 and is in honor of the great James Sloat, who among many famous accomplishments, is known as the world's worst text responder of all time.

An example of Sloating would be as follows: When listening to the song "Let Me Put My Love into You" by ACDC, replace the word "Love" with "Sloat," so the lyric will now be "Let Me Put my Sloat into You."

Also, replacing common words like "stop" with "Sloat" when playing a drinking game. For example, saying "Sloat" as opposed to "Stop" during Beer-Ball (which is a game also commonly referred to as Drunk Ball).

Sloating by The_BFD July 23, 2012

slopstar 

One who fails to succeed in the adult entertainment business or fails in life in general.

That guy O.J., now he's a slopstar.

slopstar by CLICKHERE4ANTHRAX February 20, 2010

shoast 

Shoast is anything that falls out of a taco or slice of pizza.

Taco Shoast if most often found in the bottom of a Taco Bell wrapper.

Pizza Shoast is found at the bottom of a pizza box.

Some believe that Shoast has no calories.

Are you going to eat your shoast?

shoast by VKR_Band March 20, 2010

Slostitore

Slut+Prostitute+Whore= Slostitore

Mike: Yo dawg you hittin' that?
Me: Fuck no, that bitch is a slostitore.

Slostitore by A Heslip May 11, 2009