shwilt 

adjective; to be drunk as hell; the most intoxicated you can be.

yo man, at that party last night, i was shwilt.

shwilt by oakham boys February 17, 2008

shwilt 

Yet another word for being drunk.

I was so shwilt last night, that I can't even remember getting the spins.

shwilt by Crazyness July 26, 2006

Earl Shilton 

Earl Shilton is home of the drug dealers and where the word STD'S began. Most of the girls have got a BTEC level 1 hair and beauty from the underachieving college William Bradford. All earl shilton is full with is hair dressers or takeaways. If you don't want to get stabbed then I advise you to stay away from hollow park, this park is full of fuck boys and chavs.

Person 1: Where do you get weed from?
Person 2: Go to Earl Shilton

Earl Shilton by lad123456789 May 24, 2016

shwifty 

The act of taking off ones pants/panties and taking a shit on the floor without giving a fuck. Generally done by Mr. Buldops.

Oooooh yeahhhh! Ya gotta get shwifty in here! Uh oh! Take off your pants and your panties! Take a shit on the floor! -Mr. Buldops

shwifty by NoxNurd October 14, 2015

shwilly 

piss drunk

aka lush

shwilly lilly from philly

shwilly by sha-zell March 23, 2005

Shwifty 

The feeling of sexual arousal while intoxicated, usually from hard drug use. Getting horny while on drugs. Popularized on the TV show, Rick And Morty.

"Wow, this molly is getting me all shwifty."

Shwifty by Phrangk August 8, 2016

Shwilight

The greatest Twilight-trailer parody ever made. Look it up on Youtube.

Hey Aubree, did you see Shwilight?
I sure did Aubree, it was hillarious.

Shwilight by maarzipan February 16, 2009