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Michael Showalter 

Semi-famous (or perhaps quasi-famous) American comedian and film director. Was a writer and cast member of MTV's sketch comedy show The State, and is a member of the comedy troupe Stella. Also co-wrote and starred in the cult comedy film Wet Hot American Summer. Is currently the host of his own online talk show called The Michael Showalter Showalter.
Michael Showalter is as hilarious as he is underappreciated.

Thanks to Michael Showalter, the word "penisocksor" has entered into my everyday vocabulary.
Michael Showalter by BBQ Platypus December 18, 2007
A rather kind hearted, diligent teacher located in the depths of the tropics yet is unable to consume the milk of our cows. He is a father figure to most, and a literal father to some, but dedicated to the success of all children. They say he is a myth; a legend, for his brilliance shines ones upon all he encounters. He is, the Shawwal.
“How did you pass exams?”
“I met the Shawwal”

Shofwalk 

Shofwalk: (noun) ex. "To walk like shof."
The shofwalk is a way to walk/dance by leaning as far back as one can, then walking forward swinging one's arms in a up and down way with the elbows remaining limp and the hands flipping up at the upward point of the arm swing.
The shofwalk must be done to a beat. The beat goes as follows: "ah ts ts ka ts ts ts ka ts ts ts ka ts ts ts ka." and so on.
You must keep in step with the beat.
I shofwalked up the stairs.

Hey, did you see John shofwalking today?

You shofwalk so well that you should be known as Luke Shofwalker.
Shofwalk by ninjakingcola December 16, 2008

Showaltered 

In reference to Joshua Showalter, to rip someone off or fuck them over in a screwed up manner
This fool sold me watered down ciroc
“Ha you just got Showaltered”
Showaltered by TRYBAL October 30, 2018

showalter 

the feeling you get when you wake up the next morning after drinking and realize you slept with that guy from the bar..who was so much cuter when you were drunk
"omg i woke up this morning and looked next to me and i just felt so showalter!!! i cant believe what i did...thats the last time i drink tequila."

Luke SlowWalker 

Someone who has two speeds, slow and stop. They don't so much walk as they proceed in slow motion.
It took you three minutes on a two minute walk there Luke SlowWalker.