A really cringey word for when you're upset at something. You would mainly use it when you're bored or desperately trying to be funny but just turning out cringey as hell, or you're just a cringey dude.
1:
Person 1: Sadly I'll have to decline
Person 2: Aw, schmugles!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: I said, "Schmugles"
Person 1: A;lriiiggghhhtttt you do you man
2:
Person 1: Yo check out this definition I made on Urban Dictionary Person 2: "Shmugles"?
Person 1: Yeah, it's an expression for when-
Person 2: Yeah I read the definition, that sounds like bullshit Person 1: No it's not! People say that!
Person 2: Nah mate you just made that up
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.