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shitchat 

The online equivalent of chitchat, when most of what is communicated are lies, lies and more lies.

In a typical shitchat, two or more parties make themselves out to be more successful, more attractive, more mysterious, more intellectual than they really are.
Fat Dylan knew shitchat was 99-percent bullshit, and after over a hundred shitchats, he ought to have learned his lesson: girls don’t date fat guys.
shitchat by Marcus Gomez May 14, 2008
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ShitChat 

like chit chatting, but you are talking to people online with your laptop while in the process of taking a shit
"hey whats up?"

"not much just Shitchatting"

"sweet"
ShitChat by ttsmith04 August 5, 2008

shitchat 

to shoot the shit or to talk shit to a buddy. Shitchatting is a refined art...please do not try this if you are unexperienced!
Hey man, wanna go grab a beer and shitchat?
shitchat by bread infection December 31, 2005

shitchat 

the prossess of chitchating about something that is a combination of gossip and backstabbing with a few obsenities thrown in the mix
Person 1: Hey did you here what Alicia was saying about Massie to Claire?
Person 2: Just forget about it, they were just shitchating
shitchat by DarbyLou December 22, 2008

Shitchat 

When someone sends you a Snapchat of their BM "leavings".
"dude, thanks for sending me the shitchat whilst I was having my dinner!"
"You're welcome! As you can see I've had my dinner already"
Shitchat by Quotey September 2, 2014

Shitchat 

When you and your friend are taking a shit together in adjacent stalls/Video chatting and chat during.
Hey bud, wanna go for a shitchat?”
Shitchat by Just Puns July 11, 2020

bobby shitchat 

bobby shitchat by Paul Andrews 01 November 8, 2008