scout master 

Any social misfit wearing fake useless merit badges that has sexual fantasies of molesting scouts in their tents while they are wearing their tighty whities.

The scout master popped a boner as he crawled into little scout Timmy's tent for an evening snack of twig and berries.

scout master by Rupert Ventura March 20, 2014

Scout master 

When an older man eats out your butthole.

Hey carl came over and gave.me a scout master last night

Scout master by Zzatalyn December 1, 2023

scout's master 

Emily Barnes

Scout's Master is a bitch today

scout's master by cough haider December 4, 2011

Scoutmaster's Handshake

Based upon the introductory social practice of gripping another's phallus in an overhand fashion, and providing an unrequested and unsanitary, yet meaty, sweaty, and oddly satisfying handjob, engaged in by boy scout masters to their pledges once their parents' minivans get lost on the horizon. May also be accompanied by a frigid and unsolicited finger in the anus or a halitosis-laden and toothy rimjob. Because hey, Traps are gay, but a mouth is a mouthand 20 bucks is twenty bucks.

Look man I have a buyer lined up for the drugs! You gonna tell me where they are? Or you wanna give me the ol' Scoutmaster's Handshake all day!?!

Scoutmaster's Handshake by Mjolnir12982 October 30, 2018

scoutmaster randal

A creepy old man that jerks off in the shampoo bottles at boy scout camp then licks the semen out of their hair after it dries.

Scoutmaster Randal was abstinent all year so he could top off every bottle at camp.

scoutmaster randal by Jamestown Aaron December 25, 2019

Scoutmasters Handshake 

Greeting another male by grabbing their genitals instead of their hand.

My neighbor gave me a scoutmasters handshake at the block party last summer...and every day since.

Scoutmasters Handshake by dickpeterson, PI September 16, 2009

Scoutmaster 

A synonym for a males scrotum. (Discovered while using spell check)

I have contracted crab lice that love to breed in the folds of my scoutmaster.
Tucker Carlson advised to sun ones scoutmaster.

Scoutmaster by scottyyttocs April 26, 2022