schwino

a name for an individual who likes to "swing"; a swinger

Our neighbors are hot schwinos, and they are old as hell.

She is my schwam schwino.

by Louks April 30, 2006

schwing pop

music for adults only

"Fuck me forever" by Connie Lingus , "Sit on my face" by The Echoes and "Uranus is out tonight" by James Lee Meadows are my favourite old time Schwing Pop hits.

by kelamist May 27, 2018

Schwing and a miss

When you get an instant boner at the sight of something utterly sexual in nature but that boner is quickly rescinded by something purely udesirebale right next to it. It is one hell of a Juxtaposition. Its a spin on the popular phrase "Swing and a miss"

Guy 1: Dude, Look at Carmen over there. She looks super hot in that black sequin dress *gets a boner*

Guy 2: Damn Straight, Bro.

Guy 1: Oh shit, she also brought her ugly friend Susan. *boner rescinded*

Guy 2: That's too bad. Well I guess its a Schwing and a miss.

by AJ2478 June 3, 2016

schwing vote

A change in vote based on the attractiveness of the female candidate.

Dude, I thought about voting for Obama, but did you see that VP debate? Palin has got my schwing vote locked up, I could definitely stare at her for the next 4 years.

by Ockman January 18, 2009

schwind

Adjective - to appear cute and normal, but to actually be a wild sensual animal of the night

I told them she was schwind, but they wouldn't believe me unless I showed them the pictures.

by Bloomsday February 5, 2010

schwing

When Garth or Wayne (Wayne's World) pop a boner. How you feel when you see an extremely hot chick. excellent...

-number one babe, Kim Basgner...SCHWING!
-Casandra is a total babe...schwing!
-schwing-a-ling!
-those arent wing-dings...those are SCHWING-DINGS!

by Ian March 2, 2004

schwinned

The act of being hit by a bicycle. Increased liklihood on college campus' due to a combination of the fact that some students ride rather recklessly and others walk on bike paths without looking.

I saw a guy get schwinned hardcore today. It was fuckin' hilarious.

by j.money September 19, 2005