Schloegel 

Wandering aimlessly; Serving no purpose

Vince Schloegeled his way to work as he didn't want to go.

Schloegel by Sociology 07 June 6, 2016

schlegel 

A infinitesimally small unit of measurement that is of the utmost importance.

The trajectory calculations for the rocket were off by a schlegel , now it's on a collision course with the sun. titch

schlegel by thethirteenthlegion June 12, 2017

Schlongevity 

Male sex stamina

After two pumps, Matt casually pulled out blowing it on her stomach. "Sorry hun" he said, shrugging his shoulders "I've got no schlongevity."

John's schlongevity earned him the nickname "energizer bunny". He keeps going and going...

Schlongevity by j0hnwillie March 13, 2008

schlonged 

When a man beats a woman, like he would with his penis, in the race for President of the United States.

Hillary Clinton got 'schlonged' by Barack Obama for the Presidency

schlonged by Calypso121 April 3, 2016

Got Schlonged

According to Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Barack Obama in the 2008 democratic presidential primary. This is akin to getting screwed; slighted; severely whooped; underhandedly beaten; having your ass handed to you ,etc.

She (Hillary) was gonna beat (Obama), she was favored to win (the 2008 Democratic presidential primary), and she got schlonged, she lost.

Got Schlonged by ImperialFleet1 March 31, 2016

Schlegelson 

Slang term for a somewhat charming, reasonably attractive, and mildly entertaining male. Schlegelson's are also known to be loose cannons and very unpredictable in nature.

"Did you see that drunk guy at the bar last night? He was a complete Schlegelson."

Schlegelson by Rip Rogers September 11, 2011

schlonged 

dick slapped

hillary got schlonged

schlonged by demhatz April 2, 2016