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psygnosis 

One of the most sucessful games producers of all time who over the years produced some of the worst games of all time, and must've spent hundreds of millions on absolutely nothing, even though their QA staff was stealing all of the blue playstations and generally pissing about all the time.
Produced F1, which sold massively and meant there was a night with a free bar and the bar tab came to 25,000 pounds, and every male sniffed VIP Jo Guest's seat when she went for the loo.

Now owned by Sony, and called 'Sony Europe'.

Also inhabited by games 'producers' and 'designers' who have a rock star reputation and used to drive MGF cars, thinking they were good cars.
Psygnosis was the only company you could've taken a month off and nobody noticed.
psygnosis by kalb May 11, 2006

Psygnosis 

Neutered male prostitute with a strong desire to be considered and or noticed, often associates with other male prostitutes with a lack of desire or self respect.
Oh that Psygnosis needs to have a sense of what's going on.

That Psygnosis should earn a living and spend more time thinking in reality than standing up to those lower than himself, or just as low as himself.
Psygnosis by Whocareswhatmynameis November 15, 2006

Anime Psychosis 

When you masterbate over anime porn more frequently than real porn
Thats the 5th time this week I have searched and wanked over Elastigirl's thicc arse. I think I have ANIME PSYCHOSIS

Para-Sudoku-Psychosis

An abnormal, trance like state of mind generally attained after prolonged periods of staring at a Suduko that has reached a point
where you are completely unable to prove another number if your life depended on it.
Bob: Hi Sally, I was just wondering if everything was ok? I saw you from accross the cafe and, well to be honest you've been sitting there for
over and hour and you haven't moved a muscle.

Sally: Huh? Bob! oh Bob! Thanks Bob, I must have had a bad case of Para-Sudoku-Psychosis. I get like that sometimes when I get stuck
on a difficult Sudoku.

facebook psychosis 

1. A condition marked by the use of facebook to the point that it startes interfering with day-to-day functioning. Alongside this may occur a "break with reality" regarding what is real and what isn't on facebook.

2. Lacking judgment regarding how shitty your content is before posting it, but posting it anyway.

3. Using facebook to the point of experiencing delusions of people giving a shit about your life. Up to and including having hallucinations of people giving a shit about your posts and opinions.
Patient is clearly exhibiting symptoms of a bout of facebook psychosis. A heavy dose of no likes and zero attention for a week should set them straight.

winter psychosis 

Affects populations from the northern hemisphere such as Canadians during winter, unusual behaviour that fucks up their outlook and thinking. Even the most normal people become psychos and unpredictable. One wonders why they are behaving like flakes all the way around.
Eg: Most average Canadians go into winter psychosis after Christmas time until the month of May.
Eg: If you are experiencing strange behavioural changes with relatives, co-workers or at school, chances are these people are being affected adversely by this condition.
winter psychosis by hatewinter March 19, 2014