porntined 

When your quarantined and all the entertainment you have is porn.

Stephen Jackson (Darkness): "When you're quarantined and all the entertainment you have is porn is that porntined?"

Ethan: "So leon how has your time been while you were quarantined?"
Leon: "Good other than all the entertainment I have had is porn."
Chris:"So you were porntined like me."
Ethan:"Is that what that is called I thought that is what you call a friday night."

porntined by the_true_king_of_sarcasm April 15, 2021

Pornipedia 

A pornipedia is a walking talking depraved individual with a derelict moral compass that spins like there is no magnetic pole.

The pornipedia is a walking talking porn encyclopedia who can recite any and every odd porn trivia from memory and has a photographic memory of porn stars, scenes and pop shots.

The pornipedia is really a rare being and requires a constant feeding of porn. It appears that there is an increase in the occurrence of live pornipedias since the adoption of internet porn world wide.

Pornipedia's spend an inordinate amount of time on 4chan's adult channels.

Hey pornipedia, who is that pasty skinned <interrupts> "Stoya"

Hey pornipedia, who's the guy that shoots ropes and looks like <interrupts> "Peter north"

Hey pornipedia, who's the girl with the lips like <interrupts> "jesse jane"

Pornipedia by Lascivious March 26, 2010

Poutined 

What happens to someone when their opponent sinks a disc in the center target hole in a game of crokinole.

Derived from the American name for the center hole in a crokinole board "the Poutine"

Pronounced (Pooo-Teen)

Nice shot. Looks like you really poutined Dixon.

Yeah. His last shot was not a valid shot and he left the board open.

Poutined by ChiefErik March 19, 2018

PornOWNED 

What happens when you watch an online porn video only to have it scare the living crap out of you by turning into a screamerflash video in the middle of the video.

Person 1:I was watching what I thought was a good porn video off of this website but it changed over to a picture of a zombie and this loud shriek blasted out of my comp speakers. Man I jumped so high out of my chair!

Friend: Haha, You just got PornOWNED.

PornOWNED by Steve April 6, 2007

pornized 

Somebody who is under PORN influence. Addicted to porn person. (i.e. batpized, organized....pornized)

You are fucking pornized! Stop downloading this crap!

pornized by Mironius August 25, 2007

poontine 

A sexual act in which a male partner fills his female partner's vagina with gravy, French fries, and semin in placement of cheese. And proceeds to eat it using his penis as a fork

"That poontine tasted delicious!"

poontine by Benrp13 January 29, 2014

pointinez 

a pointed tip on a mans genital region which usaly gets infected and turns purple

eli has a bad pointinez

pointinez by Anonymous March 30, 2003