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Poonaner Jones 

A term used to describe someone who is constantly making up excuses about why they didn't show up to anything, or someone who just disregards that you exist at all. Also has 30+ unread text messages at all times.

Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up."

Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.
1) Hey dude, is Lewis coming?

2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet.

1) What a Poonaner Jones.
Poonaner Jones by Hey Dood April 17, 2013
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Potaters 

The Redneck Way of Saying Potatoes. Rednecks as in Midwest and West Virginia.
Boy Betty, I sure do like them potater salads you just done did make over them there.
Potaters by Andrew Sinclair July 6, 2004

poonaner 

Courtney Love's all drunk and spreading her legs and showing her poonaner to everybody!
poonaner by Mary July 22, 2004

poontata 

The lady parts; the va-jay-jay; the coochie snoocher: a girl's girl.
"When I went to Encinada,

I ate a big frittata;

and after the tostada,

I had one too many of the colada;

so I was feelin' kinda hotta,

and smoked some big ol' potta,

followed by some lovin' male enchilada;

so at the end of Encinada, I had an STD'd poontata." -CMD
poontata by m-cat-whodat? August 22, 2009

poonanerag

A noun used to describe a nasty smell, most often one that smells as bad as or similar to a foul menstruating vagina; formed by combining the words poonany + rag= poonany on the rag.
Damn Shaquanda! Keep your legs closed! It smells like poonanerag up in here!
poonanerag by Krystine <3 August 28, 2006

poontangry 

poontangry (poon tang ree) ADJECTIVE. Hostile female sexuality, with lots of biting, scratching, slapping and swearing.
Jimmy- What the fuck is the matter with Ava? I tried to get close to her and at first she kisses back and sighs like she's really into it. Then she starts swearing and smacking me and using her claws! It turned into a hatefuck. I have never seen anybody that poontangry.

Paul- Oh, yeah, she's like that. She can be very wrathful. That's normal for her. So I guess you told her to screw off, huh?

Jimmy- Hells no. Even a withered old poontangry hatefuck is better than no fuck at all.
poontangry by Maxhole June 22, 2009