Skip to main content
Why are there so many haters against my new plannels?
Plannel by slyest sloth October 4, 2017
A plaid flannel.

A very common trend among teen girls today.
You are sure to find one of these in every girls closet
Kaylie has many plannels in her attire
She loves to wear those plannels, they really compliment those dark pants and combat boots.
plannel by blockaye99 November 28, 2016

pension planner

In reference to dating and relationships.It's and older man or woman who may be retired or not and is in a relationship with a younger man or woman who are usually twice or three times the age of the younger man or woman.
Hey Dan is that your mother? No she is my girlfriend.Wow she is a really good looking pension planner!

Oriental Planner 

A person who makes plans for a group then backs out of the plans they made.
Dan: Did you hear that Jessica is not going to the holiday party on Saturday?
Mary: Didn’t she set it up?
Dan: Yea, she’s an Oriental Planner.
To make plans with the intention of canceling or never following through. Often used if the planceling party is not quick enough to come up with an excuse. Sometimes both parties plancel, and no meeting is intended, the future event is just a social gesture.

(I made this word up, but you should use it.)
The specific plancel:

A: What are you doing on Thursday?
B: (Thinking: I can't come up with anything!) I don't know.
A: Let's go see a movie
B: That would be great. (I'm trapped. I hope he doesn't call, but I'll tell him a family member is ailing if he presses it.)

The two-way, generic plancel:

A: It was so good to see you.
B: You too. Let's do dinner sometime. (We're never doing dinner).
A: Definitely. (We're never doing dinner.)
plancel by Conrad H. September 23, 2007

non-event planner 

a take off of the term "event planner" , this term is used to describe one who has absolutely no clue how to give a fun party,arrange a successful gathering, plan a vacation or tour or coordinate any kind of happening time..........
Sally became known as a non-event planner when she arranged for a group tour to visit a museum featuring the history of needlepoint only to arrive to discover it was closed.