phailq 

A rendition of fail used by Americans. The Q is a silent one. Used to denote epic failure.

YOU ARE SUCH A PHAILQ!! = YOU ARE SUCH A PHAIL = YOU ARE SUCH A FAIL.

phailq by nobodyyouneedtoknow August 16, 2009

phailure 

A special type of failure, about 7 levels below failure. Failure so fantastic, it's written about in epic novels.

Man 1: "I heard a nerd asked out a model, what happened?"
Man 2: "Well, first she said no and threw her drink in his face. Then she got her quarterback boyfriend to throw the nerd into a trash can and down some stairs. Then the trash can spontaneously burst into flame and got run over by a marching band."
Man 1: "Dude.....phailure..."

phailure by Yogo540 January 9, 2005

phail'd 

word said to another when he/she fails at something (a game, a contest, a test, etc.); pronounced like "failed;" after saying "phail'd," make sure to spell it out for them so it's not the normal "failed."

{Bruno attempts to bring himself up to his feet when on his back, ninja-style; he fails and lands on his back}

Person: Phail'd. P-h-a-i-l-apostrophe-d.

phail'd by El_Scorcho November 6, 2004

Whore phail

When you buy lap dances from almost every girl at the Chico, CA Centerfolds, get 2 double troubles on VIP night, spend the whole shift there telling the girls it's your Disneyland. Then you buy two of the girls vibrators at the sex store for Christmas only to invite your favorite girl to the Denny's to buy her food and fail to take her home because the grits took too long, but you get free dessert out of the deal.

Pedro pulled the Ultimate whore phail. Epa epa!

Whore phail by booblover December 14, 2009

Phailzz 

when somebody fails soo badly you cant help but to spell it with a P,H and two Z's

wow man, did u see that face plant, it was a definant phailzz

Phailzz by Zantonious Aquilous July 24, 2009

Epoch Phail 

So epic that it deserves to be spelled the incorrect way. So much fail that it has to be spelled with a "Ph" instead of an "F". Put the 2 together and you have such and Epicness Fail that the whole universe collapses...

I got AIDS from a blood transfusion. - Epoch Phail

Yo I had a -32 k/d spread in that last Halo match. - Epoch Phail

I'm gay. - Epoch Phail

Epoch Phail by Mr. Epoch Win January 13, 2009

PhailusMaximus 

Failing so hard , the person deserves the Title phailus maximus. = MAXIMUM FAIL

The magnitude of the fail is 10000x that of Epic fail.

NOOB : Look at me , i am GODLIKE!
1337zor * Boom headshot*
Spectator : hahahah PhailusMaximus.

PhailusMaximus by 13allsofsteel May 3, 2009