perkies 

Firm, tight breasts with north-facing nipples.

Susan leant over and one of her perkies just popped out of her low-cut top.

perkies by Chip-Shop Welch June 17, 2008

Perkies 

Perfect little breasts typically on a small framed woman. Nipples usually stand straight up. Definitely not floppies.

Man that cute little chick had some nice little perkies didn’t she?

Perkies by ererueru July 21, 2020

Perkies 

An exercise program most notably done by Opal Crankshaft. Done in a mirror in order to maintain the 'perky' expression on Opal's face.

Opal: Hey Martha, your face is sagging. You've got to do some perkies!

Martha: What the heck are perkies? I've never heard of that in all my 70 years.

Amos: Ten hut! A little facial PT, huh?

Opal: Yeah, you should try this. You're gonna love it! I do it all the time.

Amos: Might as well. If it's gonna make Martha look good it might make me look good too!

Perkies by Dusty's Baby Powder October 18, 2010

perkiscizing 

Noun/Verb: The work out designed by Tony Perkis, a character in the movie heavyweights who is played by Ben Stiller.

Your man tits are fat and saggy, you'd probably hurt yourself perkiscizing...

perkiscizing by ULTRA PI PI April 19, 2010

Chilly Perkins 

Unbearably cold, usually induced by a sudden change in temperature i.e jumping into a freakin' plunge pool in the arctic.

Bear Grylls: THIS is going to be chilly perkins *dives into epically cold waters*

Eskimo boy#1: Man, it's chilly Perkins out here!
Eskimo boy#2: Knows it bro! I think my nipples just fell off!

Chilly Perkins by Hurley665 July 20, 2009

Jeffery Perkins 

The realest you’ll ever meet from Twitter to irl. If you mess with Jeffery you mess with the gang so watch yourself 😈

Guy: Did you hear about that gang that got completely wiped out the other day?

Guy 2: Yeah, I heard Jeffery Perkins’ gang rolled up on them.

Jeffery Perkins by Wormdog September 17, 2020

Perkins 

Perkins is the name given for a Mack, Gigalo, Player or Pimp of extraordinary magnitude! A Perkins has control over females of all ages, races, cultures, genres, and socio-economic backgrounds.

A Perkins is not just Workin' his game...he's Perkin' his game! He's internationally known, nationally recognized, and locally accepted!

Guy 1: A Gigalo can get all the rich bitches to pay for it. A Player can get all the young bitches to beg for it. A Mack has control over FINE bitches of various backgrounds. A Pimp turns bitches into Ho's for dough.

Guy 2: Yeah, but I know a guy who can do all of that at the drop of a hat! He's a true Perkins!!!

Perkins by Knowledge Doctor May 25, 2008