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DaBaby's School of Cock and Ball Torture 

DaBaby's School of Cock and Ball Torture, is a religious school in Washington that was founded by popular rapper, DaBaby.

The School's goal is to educate the masses on the proper methods of torturing your cock and balls.
Hey, man, I heard you went to DaBaby's School of Cock and Ball Torture.

Yeah, DaBaby taught me how to torture my cock and balls
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BELLY FULL OF COCK SNOT 

A woman who swallows cum after oral sex
I wont need any dinner this evening I have a belly full of cock snot!

son-of-a-cock-sucking-whore 

Someone with an extremely bad personality or attitude .
My Ex-husband is such a son-of-a-cock-sucking-whore!

Son of a cock sucker

What someone says when they see someone who’s mother sucks dick for money
Victor: Son of a cock sucker!
Jayden: What’s wrong?
Victor: Your mum sucks dick for money, so I’m calling you a son of a cock sucker.

A Cock Of Seagulls 

A gentleman with an overabundance of pubic hair so voluminous that it can be styled into 80's New Wave hairstyles.
"I'm gonna dump Pete. I saw him naked and the hairy bastard has A Cock Of Seagulls! I ran, i ran so far away - just to get away."

Cock Slap of Destiny 

When a man slaps a woman so had with his penis she becomes unconscious and has a dream about the future.
My husband gave me the Cock Slap of Destiny and I visited the future

Cock of Salami 

A measurement of meat, standardized by the USDA. Measuring approximately three inches long, or the same size as an average penis in the US.
Shopper: "May I have a cock of salami?"
Grocer: "Sure thing ma'am, do you want that raw or wrapped?"
Cock of Salami by Taglar Dreskk September 24, 2021