nutgum 

the film that accumulates between a male's thigh and sack, particularly sticky after a day or two of not bathing

I could hang a poster with my nutgum.

nutgum by The Fatman November 10, 2007

nutgum 

a cranky person that plays her playstation all day and eats pacdots and also chases after ghosts

man is he such a nutgum

nutgum by afterdeath15 January 13, 2010

Nutnumbing 

Causing the man's testicles to retract, so the man doesn't feel them in their original state. This will make it feel as if they are numb and/or removed.

Yeah, I saw this guy who sprayed hairspray on his dick.
- Ouch man, I can imagine the nutnumbing pain.

Nutnumbing by Tom Cruiseship May 25, 2009

nutlump 

A lump that forms on your testicals from draining your man nectar too often.

"Mom, will you massage my nutlump with your tongue?"

nutlump by Senior El Jalepeno March 2, 2005

Nutrumbler 

When your sitting down and your balls are a tad sweaty and you fart and the fart causes your nuts to rumble.

I was in the middle of a gaming session and i pulled a nutrumbler.

Nutrumbler by Migit109 June 10, 2010

nutcumentary

a documentary about a dude and the experiences had before, during, and after a vasectomy

did you watch Juan's nutcumentary? it was so graphic!

nutcumentary by juanhf March 24, 2017

NuTumbolocus 

When you want to jack off but you forgot your TISSUE and LOTION but jack off anyway

Bro i jack off without lotion or a tissue
Bro! that is what we called NUtUMBOLOCUS
Woah

NuTumbolocus by flentlcocklweedstermaster69 May 14, 2019