newced 

Getting shit faced drunk on the English beer Newcastle

Man he was fucking newced last night! He finished the whole 12 pack himself!

newced by Buckwyld420 September 24, 2016

Newted 

English slang deriving from the expression pissed as a newt. It, along with the expression from which it is derived, is used to described someone who has enjoyed more alcoholic refreshment than is good for them. This has left them inebriated to the extent that they fail to recognise themselves in a mirror and have lost perspective, decency and bladder control.

“Malcolm got newted at the office do and called the boss a monkey fucking turd face!”
“Did he get potted?”
“No, the boss was even more newted than Malcolm.”

Newted by AKACroatalin December 15, 2016

Newsed 

A combination of the word New and Used to describe a used item aquired by a new owner. The item is new to the new owner although it has already been used by a previous owner.

I bought a newsed car last week, how do you like it?

Newsed by on March 29, 2019

courier newed

If your professor doesn't have a font requirement and you can't think of anything else to write, change your font to courier new to add multiple pages to your papers.

Yo man, I said fuck it and courier newed that research paper.

courier newed by mpfl April 24, 2007

steaven newed

Being Steaven Newed is being beaten in the back of the head with a big hard cover book repeatedly.

Deacon gained a concussion a ruptured eardrumfrom being Steaven Newed last week.

steaven newed by Mike the disaster. February 6, 2018

Newsed 

A verb for when you get put in the news.

Person #1: Did you hear that Jacob got arrested for raping a fence?

Person #2: Yeah, he got newsed for it.

Newsed by Snoogz August 11, 2009

Necedah 

Necedah is a town in Juneau County, Wisconsin, United States. The population is 888. It is pretty much the lamest town that you will ever accidentally drive through. Since it is full of skanky twelve year old girls, gay emo skaters, and stuck up assholes, most people who escape it refuse to admit they once lived there.

hell, the butthole of the world, Neck-eh-duh, Necedah, Wisconsin

Necedah by Danielledacoconut August 14, 2008