mr. boston

a dork who thinks he's a stud

"I can't believe Mr. Boston asked me out today! He sooooo doesn't have a chance with me!"

mr. boston by meowyes February 1, 2007

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Mr. Boston

An extremely cheap rum, used for two purposes:

1) Keeping it classy.
2) Making it unclassy.

Mr. Boston is best enjoyed with a monocle and tophat.

I bought 3 bottles of Mr. Boston for the same price as Parrot Bay and got just as drunk.

Mr. Boston by morningaftershow July 13, 2010

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The Molten Mr. Bolton

A nickname for the former Trumpian National Security Advisor and long time warmonger, John Bolton, due to his well-known reputation of volatility.

The Molten Mr. Bolton became irate about the possibility that he might be perceived as being involved in the Ukrainian quid pro quo fiasco, referring to it as a “drug deal.”

The Molten Mr. Bolton by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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